Wren: -squeals and bounces in his arms when he picks her up and puts on the shades- ... -starts chewing on the frames two minutes later- c: Abbghh.
Anonymous

hahaha no kid thats not what you do with those

eh

you know what

you do your thing


Wren: -bounces and starts cawing petulantly- Dehh!!! Uhhhpt!!! -reaches hands up more-
Anonymous

[picks up the baby]

sup baby

oh wait

shit just a sec i think ive got a spare around here somewhere….

[puts spare shades on wren]

theeeeere we go


Wren: Deh, uh! -reaches out for- Uh!!
Anonymous

who left this baby


Oh, and you might want to keep an eye out for rampaging mother dragons. Just a tip.
Anonymous

k


M!A: I wanted to thank you personally for purchasing 500 copies of Memories: An Autobiography. I sincerely hope you enjoy listening to it!
Anonymous

[sighs]


Good afternoon, uh, Davesprite...? You requested 100 copies of The Life I used to have... In hardcover... Anyways, the request has been processed and you'll find them at your apartment! Thank you and have a good day, sir!
Anonymous

the fuck is this


M!A: Hello sir! Your order of 50 copies of Wren and Me has been processed and should be arriving this afternoon!
Anonymous

the fuck is this


M!A: You're a human again for a whole week! ... humans have eight legs, right?
Anonymous

7 vaganias


M!A: Here's your order, sir! Your very own copy of 50 First Dates, starring Cousin Namco and You! -a dvd appears in his hands-
Anonymous

[stares down at dvd]

[throws it in the trash]


ebony-doppelganger:

getreadytofallinlove:

ebony-doppelganger:

getreadytofallinlove:

i feel a deep spiritual connection to pinocchio

Are we talking about Shrek the Musical?

Because uh… I…

I watched earlier this week ok?

hell yeah

Did you, um, ever have legs?

yeah

i miss legs